You wanted Bananas? I heard Cocaine… I’m sorry.

A grocery store in Canada was shocked a few years ago when they discovered cocaine bricks were packed with their bananas. Then, they were shocked to receive a second shipment of the same thing.

Personally I think this should’ve been a sign that maybe they’re in the wrong line of work. Still, cocaine is apparently illegal and they had to call the authorities. After 2 years of investigation it was discovered that somewhere along the way, there was a mix-up in the deliver.

Congrats to the Canadian version of the DEA for stating the obvious. Your American counterpart couldn’t be prouder.

What would have happened if any of those bananas got a little crack sprinkled on them? That would have been the most intense banana split ever. People would be lining up around the corner of Baskin Robbins scratching themselves as they are going through withdrawals offering blowjobs for a scoop of Rocky Road (Please look up sex for chicken nuggets if you don’t believe this scenario).

Can you imagine that Amazon mix-up? I hope they left a review. Ordered bananas, got cocaine, 3 stars. The best part was, since Canada is a bit more socialist, they did the math on the amount of cocaine doses per person in the city. The answer was 6, and that’s how a government should always run. Give back to the people.